Before you spend money on that expensive new wardrobe - read this. Scientists in the UK have isolated a fat virus or germ - AD-36, that causes obesity. Some had suspected, but never had the proof - until now.
The virus evidently can be spread airborne like the common cold. Apparently, I too must be a carrier, as I used to be skinny. The AD-36 virus resists attempts of diets, and views exercise as a threat. The adage "feed a cold, starve a fever" makes more sense now.
Needless to say, this may cause panic, ridicule and perhaps discrimination amongst some of the general public. This could be my last blog entry, as I expect to be rounded up any day now with my overweight comrades, after word of this spreads.
Read more sad, discouraging details here:
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/81810
http://www.livescience.com/health/090126-obesity-virus.html
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